Friday’s coverage. Saturday’s coverage. Sunday started out with Bob Mould, one-third of Husker Du, one of the most influential bands to come out of the Minneapolis punk scene. The other significant band being headliners the Replacements. In case you missed out on the gossip, Riot Fest started a rumor that Jesse and the Rippers […]
(Find Friday’s coverage here.) I woke up in a deep corner of Humboldt Park. It was a dog’s tongue slobbering all over my face that woke me. All night I dreamed of snakes snapping at my face. But when I woke I found myself covered in Gwar slime and a piece of paper saying that […]
Because it was Friday the 13th, I decided to see my phriendly neighborhood pharmacist before the weekend officially started, loading up on all my favorites: bennies, yellows, angel dust, ether…after all, Gwar was playing later tonight. I still owe them from last time. Anyways, I re-upped on methamphetamine in the park as I made my […]
If you culled together the critical reviews for Arctic Monkeys’ two previous albums—Humbug (2009) and Suck It and See (2011)—the common observation would be that the band was “maturing.” I’ve always thought that was a backhanded compliment because for a plucky British band like this, that seems to mean they were losing the raw (juvenile) […]
A few things I learned from Sharknado and its aftermath. 1. You can cut a shark in half with a chainsaw while it’s flying through the air. 2. You can kill a shark from the inside with a chainsaw after it envelopes you midair, magically not killing your girlfriend-to-be who is inside the shark, unharmed, so you […]
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